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Fondo remedy: how about a bicycle day in RO?

I attended the first "be in" in Central Park NYC, a memorable day of peace, love, music and impromtu dancing in the park.  It started with Bob Fass of WBAI. This gave me an idea to make up for the Gran Fond engineered insult by our city manager, and too easily acceded to by our police chief and wind favoring commission.

Now I am not suggesting anything illegal. If the motorcycles can have Wednsday and Thurday in RO I cannot see why the bicycles cannot have a  "Cycle Saturday" during the spring, summer and early fall.  Call it the " RO Saturday Cycle Club". I am sure the local businesses will not object. Well maybe a few bars as cyclists generally are health conscious.  A smart business will arrange to have a bicycle rack available such as the one by our bookstore.

If our city is agreeable (for a change) they could arrange for bicycle racks to be available, especially in our downtown park area or the club could hold a fund raiser to pay for the addiional racks if there is enough interest.  In any case the bicycles would meet in a designated location such as our central downtown park, or Farmer's Market and from there take a ride around our supposedly bicycle friendly city obeying all the traffic laws, epecially on Main Street (no more than four abreast). After all the streets are where the bicycles belong downtown, right?  I admit being a tad facetious here. Perhaps Birmingham, Berkley, or Friendly Ferndale could be a secondary destination if those cities could be convinced to arrange to provide a central location for  bicycle racks. I would still like to see antique bicycles included in the Dream Cruise as there are ample collectors of older bikes. The Dream Cruise could be an ideal event for bicyclists as the cars are generally driven to be seen and not raced. Bicycles are not any longer just for elitists and kids. They are the greenest form of land transport ever invented.  It was bicycles that helped the Cong in Vietnam by the way (used to transport food and munitions night and day on the Ho Chi Minh Trail). Just thought I would throw that in.

In case of a national emergency or disaster bicycles would be invaluable for our survival.  I strongly remember the explosion of bicycle use during the gas lines of the Carter era in NYC. There are still a few who remember WWII and the use of bicycles both on the front and the homefront, especially in England.

Perhaps the yet to be created RO Saturday Cycle Club could hold a fund raiser to purchase and donate a bicycle to our city manager. In case anyone has not heard yet this city intends to fine bicyclists fifty to one hundred dollars if they are caught riding on downtown sidewalks. Personally I can't wait for the first bicycle police taser incident. That would give the club "street cred" that would sell a lot of club jacket "colors".

 

Debbie Campbell

9:24 am on Saturday, February 23, 2013

I agree with not allowing bike riding on the sidewalks in the downtown—I’ve witnessed both hits and near misses between cyclists and pedestrians and see no reason why cyclists can’t walk their bikes on the sidewalk in the downtown area—I personally believe riding a bike in the street downtown is pretty risky in the evening though—too congested--too much engine revving/ lane changing bravado going on-But cyclists can decide whether or not they want to take that risk.

I do like your idea of a cycling event Ron—as long as it doesn’t involve “shots” at Farmers Market—
This town has become an alcohol fueled theme park--

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Ronald Wolf

2:05 pm on Saturday, February 23, 2013

Glad to see you back Debbie, for a while I thought it was only me and Mark. Speaking of Farmer's Market, have you noticed it has become a real rippoff lately.
What is going on? One dollar an onion, give me a break. I thought the whole idea of the Farmer's Market was to buy direct from the farmers. Maybe the rents were raised again. I do notice a lot less traffic.

Scott

10:49 am on Saturday, February 23, 2013

Just a few years ago, didn't the DDA purchase bike racks for around downtown?

And there are still bike racks at the Library.

Doesn't that send mixed messages about bikes being illegal to ride in the downtown. Am I missing something?

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Ronald Wolf

2:13 pm on Saturday, February 23, 2013

Yes you are Scott. bicycles cannot be made street illegal. Its the downtown sidewalks that were traditionally shared with bicycles that are affected. I agree there are a few idiots who with alacrity narrowly miss unsuspecting pedestrians but largely there has never been a problem I observed. How about loitering in front of the bars? Especially Mr.B's where some of these clowns smoke and refuse to move to let you by, even with a loud excuse me at times, and I am talking about just walking. Thats ok.

Dondero '85

10:58 am on Saturday, February 23, 2013

Ron, this proposal won't fly because it still doesn't incorporate booze in the plan. The city commission is partial to approving alcohol based events.

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Dondero '85

2:36 pm on Saturday, February 23, 2013

If Royal Oak had a liver, it would have cirrhosis of the liver.

Ronald Wolf

1:18 am on Sunday, February 24, 2013

The effects of alcohol on the body are manifold, but its just too much fun I guess. It affects diabetes, adds to the dangers of tobacco, interacts with medications, dehydrates, can damage kidneys, can raise blood pressure and heart rate to dangerous levels. One of the reasons I believe Royal Oak Beaumont is rated poorly is they always expect a patient brought in to the ER from RO has an alcohol related problem. On weekends these alcohol related cases place people with real heart attacks in danger (my opinion). Yes, I blame the booze culture for RO Beaumont's lower rating compared to Providence, and Beaumot in Troy. And its not just the ER, but this site is not about Beaumont's ratings.

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M. Robinson

9:18 pm on Sunday, February 24, 2013

Here is how the additional money raised by the huge millage increase is being spent. The commission went from broke to spending money like a drunken sailor.

Did Capello really say that the logo issue was one of the most important things they will do? Unbelievable.

http://www.hometownlife.com/article/20130224/OPINION/302240316/-20-grand-could-better-spent?odyssey=mod|newswell|text|South

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M. Robinson

9:22 pm on Sunday, February 24, 2013

How about a drunken sailor with a Cirrhotic Liver?

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Ronald Wolf

11:01 pm on Sunday, February 24, 2013

You win hands down Debbie! I am going to suggest that the commission send you a check for twenty thousand dollars instead. Here's another idea, how about a contest with the prize being a pre paid lifetime coupon for a transplant at RO Beaumont.

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M.J.

11:44 pm on Sunday, February 24, 2013

Oh my gosh, Ron, too funny! (and also sad at the same time)

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K. Cunningham

11:30 am on Monday, February 25, 2013

After reading the Eccentric Opinion, I kinda got mad at how the city spends the new tax dollars from the millage. Why didn't the city go to OCC or Lawrence Tech to see if they would design a new city logo as a class project.

Instead the city wastes $20,000 on a logo and then begs the local service clubs to donate to improve and maintain our parks. What's wrong with this scenerio?

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Marcia

12:01 pm on Monday, February 25, 2013

As a graphic artist, and a citizen of Royal Oak, I would happily donate my services to the city for a project like this.

Even better, the city could have had a contest to design the logo. The city could have gave away an Arts, Beats, & Eats prize package for example.

Ronald Wolf

11:17 pm on Sunday, February 24, 2013

M.R. Yes, sometimes Pat Cappello says things I simply do not understand. When you think about all the inane ideas they have come up with lately while ignoring what is litterally right under their nose (the lack of parking for library patrons, the condition of the park and fountain, the needs of our library, broken down neighborhood tennis courts, and other needed resident centered amenities) she is probably right. Our commisssion's favorite RO bars have too many "empty chairs".
"Let them eat cake" Marie Antoinette

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Ronald Wolf

3:35 pm on Monday, February 25, 2013

Cunningham and Marcia, I too often commit random acts of kindness offering free advice based on my past experience. I find that its taken for what its worth, since they did not pay for it, they tend leave it. Not all the time though, I get a kick when I suggest a menu change to a restaurant and later seeing them implemented. The funny thing is that I am largely never even offered a free coffee, with only two or three exceptions when I was invited frequently to dine with the owners and staff.
This commission including our city manager just do not trust their own constituency. They feel they have to show they solicited "professional advice" as they beileve themselves to be laughably professional. Anyway its your money not theirs. In the future if you want something done try asking Jon Witz, he has more influence in this town than any single resident, and will probably give you some work.
Unless you are on someone's A list forget it.

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Marcia

4:26 pm on Monday, February 25, 2013

Thank you, Ron. For the record, I am a "professional" graphic artist, who has been in the business twice as long as the group the city chose. I do not want to disparage the group the city chose, but my primary point in my original post is that there are well qualified and capable residents who are willing to DONATE their services for projects like this.

The city claimed it was broke leading up to the millage. I guess austerity went out the window when the millage was passed.

Ronald Wolf

8:51 pm on Monday, February 25, 2013

Marcia, did not mean to disparage you in any fashion. Rasor who favored favored another firm did not get his way. That shows that politcally he is a dead man walking. "They" claimed they preferred a Royal Oak company. What ticks me off is the question as to whether they gave sufficient notice that they were looking for a Royal Oak bid? What were the other bids? Was this bid the lowest.? They spent three to five thousand on a "legal opinion" to justify their own incompetence? Then t fifteen to twenty grand for "surveys"? Want a survey? The Royal Oak Patch is free! Don't tell me that this town is free from "cronyism".
Again I apologize it was my oversight, I was just trying to play the devil's advocate in an attempt to analyze their "reasoning". There is supposed to be a strict policy on how requests for bids are put out, and impartial judgement. Maybe sosmeday one of these fine commissioners, or managers will respond on the RO Patch to community concerns. I invited them all at the last meeting to do just that but they have their own rules you and I are not privy to I guess. It is my opinion that MOMA is as disregarded as the charter's ethics ordinance (Michigan open meetings act). One day they are going to get caught and exposed probably by someone like yourself. All it takes is a FOIA and an impartial lawyer.

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peaches

12:52 pm on Tuesday, February 26, 2013

I like the idea of having a community contest to design a city logo. High school and college students would participate. Resident graphic designers would participate. The city could have put together a prize package donated by local merchants. It would create interest and community involvement. It would also create local ownership of the logo. And as inportant as anything, the cost would be minimal.

Instead, the city wastes $20,000 to hire someone to do it. The DDA spent a similar amount for a logo, and the DDA got the ugly "r" and "o" logo that a third grader could have created.

This seems like another wasteful unnecessary expense.

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Laura Harrison

1:25 pm on Tuesday, February 26, 2013

For several years back in the 90s the DROA (Downtown Royal Oak Assoc) had a yearly tee shirt contest. The designs were created by residents and judged by a committee of business owners. DROA printed the winning design on shirts and sold them to raise monies to purchase the Christmas lights, etc. I still have 7 or 8 of the tees. One of those designs or a portion of one would make a great city logo. Better than the for sale sign.
PS the winner got a cash award too. Sorry, it wasn't 20,000.

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Ronald Wolf

3:10 pm on Wednesday, February 27, 2013

I have an idea tor a Royal Oak T-Shirt to celebrate a new summer festival. If it has any resemblance to an existing labor day Royal Oak extravaganze its purely coincidence:
Eats
Beans
& *arts
Music, Beer, Atmosphere.
pree farking

Ronald Wolf

11:44 pm on Friday, March 1, 2013

What? No takers for my "Eats Beans and.............s T shirt idea?

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